My name's Helen. I do not have an ounce of creativity, so this box will remain blank for now. I'm just happy that I could bring my tumblr back from the dead.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: starkspawn)
NOT AT THE TABLE CARLOS.
(Source: dylanludwig)
oh hey let me just park my squid
Augustus Waters: Hey I just met you.
Augustus Waters: And this is crazy.
Augustus Waters: But you look like my dead ex-girlfriend and also kinda like Natalie Portman.
Augustus Waters: So call me maybe?
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
(Source: jonwithabullet)
i’m distracted by the fact that this pre-cal exam will have no impact on the rest of my life and i really just don’t care
Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
(Source: ptrparker)